By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML
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katgurl 13

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

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noshitsherlock 0

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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LuthienSilimaure 7

Oh my god!! I'm mortified just reading!! I'm so sorry

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worldclassrager 39

Wear a hat? I mean night shift should allow that or something to cover it up

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_Schnitzel_ 4

I really need to stay off the Internet. Watching people complain about things they do nothing about irritates me.

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daxxbuttons 12

While it sounds like you're too old to be hitting a kid in the single digits (you're working, he's 7), I would just go ahead and stoop to his level. Shave his entire head into some sort of awful design. Perhaps draw a penis if you think you're immature enough for that. I'd just slap the kid and claim sibling rights, but...

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Xandriajoy10 18

How did he manage to make 'bloody bald spots' while you were sleeping? Sounds over exaggerated, plus what kind of parent doesn't discipline their kid for something like this.

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randybryant799 20

How could you possibly sleep through that?

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