Miscellaneous: Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned...

By Stumble - 17/01/2010 04:43 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old cousin came to my door, demanding canned food. I asked him what for, and he said, "Dad said I needed them for a school project." I said all right, and he started raiding my pantry. I was left with only green beans. He stole all my Spaghetti O's. FML

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By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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FerrariCake 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:32

Ummmm... what? You're surprised because a six year old took Spaghetti-O's and left the green beans? Really?

waspbr 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 10:29

technically he didn't steal anything since you said it was alright.

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thesunwillshine3 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:41

so go buy some more.

TreeLamp 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:44

lol, that's great

me5 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:16

That wasn't stealing. U said "all right"!

miumiu12 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:21

Gee, what's so bad in your kid stealing your food... buy another can! And he was doing a favor, honey. No more carbs!

jason3930 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:41

petafile

ffat_mo6 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:56

how is this and FML?

janise 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:05

It might have been for a canned food drive at the kid's school. We used to have those all the time when I was in school.

Stumble 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:13

Yeah I found that out just now. They are raising canned food for Haiti. Now I feel like an asshole for putting this up. FML.

vkochie92 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:09

you should have monitered him, or went and grabbed a can for him. It's your own fault he stole your spagetti O's because you weren't watching him.

fangles 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 21:14

Dude, SpaghettiOs are narsty. The kid was doing you a favor. And unless he brought his Radio Flyer along with him and loaded it up, he probably only took one or two cans, right? Suck it up.