By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 868
You deserved it 4 105

Same thing different taste

Top comments

obviousboy 8

I see him saying, "Let's play a game," to people in the future.

Meenah_fml 4

Yikes. Kids find the craziest hiding spots for small things. Good luck.

Comments

Children are so clever! Once my niece hid one of my shoes and wouldn't fess up to where she stashed it. We tore the house apart looking - nothing. I had to borrow ny sisters much too big shoe. Six months later, she came wobbling down the stairs in BOTH my shoes.

That's not being clever its being an asshole

Sammitheshit 10

Here are good places to look; -his pants -air ducts -in piles of clothes -in the couch -under the sink -in the cabinets -under the floorboard -under a rug -in boxes of cereals -inside books -in the laundry room in the baskets -under mattresses -in the top of the toilet -in the misc. drawers -in lotion tubes -in the soil in plants -inside pots and pans -inside shoes Ect. Honestly it doesn't sound so hard if you think about good hiding places..(;

Hide his stuff and say find my keys and I'll give you your stuff back. Bet you they'll get found then.

I'd be, er, keyed off. (As a courtesy to the prior O*, I won't use the * word.)

With any luck you'll find them in the toilet in a couple of days.

My 5 year old nephew recently stole my iPod and gave it back to me after 3 days.

I would interrogate him with a leather belt