Kids: Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something... - FML

By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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liquid_sasquatch 10

Thursday 31 May 2012 15:11

Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]

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destinee_95 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:54

I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

I_Punch_Babies 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:52

better use a disposable razor

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wildsweetchild 19

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:18

Well he didn't lie ..it us quite personal. Next time you'll ask what is it, before agreeing. ;)

gingeryginger 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 12:48

thats... personal

Crazberry 5

Wednesday 30 May 2012 13:23

But... What about the stubble? D:

Sk8erchick98 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 14:43

O.o

ChickInGreenVans 12

Wednesday 30 May 2012 15:36

All I wanna Know is did you actually do it?? Cause that's just downright nasty.. Family or not!! Gross!!**

Nish007 15

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:35

Stuck up a crack with no paddle eh?

them34 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 16:47

Guys FYI shaving you batt crack is a horrible idea, you sweat and it feels Ike you've sharted 24/7 and then the re growth.THE RE GROWTH!!!PAINFUL MEMORIES!!

brhodes_09 1

Wednesday 30 May 2012 17:40

Lol. Always fret when someone says very personal and say that it depends on what need you for and always base your decision off of that.

PurpleKicks 22

Wednesday 30 May 2012 17:43

ahahhahaha hahahahaha hahaha

natalia32710 8

Wednesday 30 May 2012 18:12

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