Kids: Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something... - FML

By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML

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liquid_sasquatch 10

Thursday 31 May 2012 15:11

Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]

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destinee_95 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:54

I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

I_Punch_Babies 7

Wednesday 30 May 2012 8:52

better use a disposable razor

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justinhale 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 9:23

hahahahaha hell no!!

punxroxr87 7

Sunday 22 July 2012 18:22

im guessin u still shaved his butt crack, in which case ur sick, lol i would never do that, hell no at that

needsagf14 12

Monday 13 May 2013 6:11

At what point did you run away in terror?

shotgun_girl 17

Tuesday 27 October 2015 2:38

This is why I always say "Depends on what is is." when someone asks me for a favor but hasn't told me what it is. It's mostly a joke but also a sneaky defense for just such a situation.

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