By liquid_sasquatch - 29/05/2012 22:40 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
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liquid_sasquatch 10

Half the comments so far really cracked me up! xD Of course I'll never answer the question most asked =]

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Top comments

destinee_95 2

I guess brotherhood isn't all it is cracked up to be hahaha

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Comments

bettyc4 26

Well...did you do it??

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_Peppermint_ 34

It's just hair, he shouldn't give a shit.

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perdix 29

It would be awful if the brother literally gave a shit mid-shave.

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ambowew 7

Agreed. Honey badger has a lot of hair, and he obviously doesn't give a shit. He's badass.

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heyyhowsitgoing 9

Would you want to shave your sibling's ass?

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BloodFaerie 21

OP, you do realize this would've been the perfect time to pull something over on him? As someone with a little brother as well, I know they all do things to deserve it... repeatedly... Just make sure there is a camera to record it for blackmailing purposes......

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DespairFaction 11

This would be the perfect time like putting icy hot instead of shaving cream on his ass.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Cuz that is what a sibling would normally do? O_o Hand him a mirror & say "Good luck"!

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PrincessPesa 20

I'm so curious OP, are you a man or a woman?! Though it doesn't lessen the weirdness of little bro's request, it could thicken the plot for sure. Has he been looking at too many men's magazines lately?

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TarieBoo 2

for...SUPRISE BUTTSECKS.??

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perdix 29

One step at a time, big fella. Your little brother is not going to find a girlfriend with a hairy butt-crack. (I meant his butt-crack. I guess if he finds a girl who also has a hairy butt-crack, they might hit it off.)

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Il_Maestro 6

I would not hit it off with a girl who has a hairy butt crack and I have a hai... wait, where was I going with this one...

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perdix 29

I think you're going back to your eHarmony account to make sure a hairy butt-crack is a critical trait you are looking for in a woman.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

not no but hell no!

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ICastillo 24

Well I hope you were being a good sibling and shaved his butt crack. Smooth as a baby's bottom OP.

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ProhibitionRose 14

A lot of girls find hairy ass cracks to be unattractive. I bet it's for a girl. Although, if I were in his shoes I'd have it waxed and never show my face at that waxing salon again.

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