Miscellaneous: Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't...

By Anonyme - 17/12/2015 06:24 - France - Lyon

Today, Murphy's law didn't check out: my piece of toast didn't fall on the side containing the spread of jam. However, when I leaned against the corner of the table to pick it up, I knocked a full ashtray on top of it. FML

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Thursday 17 December 2015 17:33

Tray to be more careful next time, dumbash.

Jiratias 36

Thursday 17 December 2015 17:33

And Murphy's law still applies just a bit later, with interest. Everything is normal

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teacupofsunshine 29

Wednesday 30 December 2015 6:42

You don't like burnt toast?

xxhdxx 11

Saturday 30 January 2016 19:23

FYL for smoking

yahtzeesouls 12

Friday 8 April 2016 21:35

Don't smoke kids

L1MEY 6

Monday 13 June 2016 9:45

so many beautiful puns can be made from this...

Aar0n_M 4

Saturday 13 August 2016 0:19

It's supposed to be butter not jam you God damn pheasant.

OnReceivingEnd 17

Wednesday 31 October 2018 17:02

Murphy just doubled down.

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