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By bambam - 12/05/2014 16:01 - United States - League City

Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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By annonymus - 23/10/2014 00:57 - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML

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By ohdearyme - 09/01/2015 12:06 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend

Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By sadgirl - 10/06/2013 18:14 - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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illegalbeagle69 23

Monday 12 May 2014 22:00

Glad to hear you ended it.

colby6666 43

Monday 12 May 2014 21:59

Sounds like that boyfriend isn't a very good one...

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abbey728 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:52

Let us take note of the term *was*

abbey728 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:55

menfearme 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 0:55

WOW what a jerk! You should've retorted, "Great! I chose the stupid one!" & dumped him on the spot.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:02

And you should have replied, "well I chose a dumb ass moron as a boyfriend". Dump him and find a new guy. Good luck.

Fmlsea 28

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:22

good on you for dumping him op :) there's no point in staying with someone who only cares about looks.

Stephanie_Jane 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:35

I hope you mean the guy you were formerly dating. He doesn't deserve anyone with that attitude.

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 13 May 2014 1:42

Does he have a brother? The brother might be the nice one.

ztress 10

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:06

So this sister of yours...

what12345 12

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:06

Emphasis on the "was" before dating.... What an idiot he must be.

AshBash2211 14

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:09

My ex boyfriend told me that when he saw a picture of my cousin... I feel your pain op, better off without them!!

CrimsonWo1f 1

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:10

notice how she says "the guy I WAS dating"

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Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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Same thing different taste

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