By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 133
You deserved it 11 980

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

Dillybar 0

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

Comments

THis sounds really similar to another fml where the boyfriend told his girl to make him a sandwich while they were talking dirty or something

Rule 41: No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. No exceptions. I think your boyfriend has a thing for sandwiches. Make sure you use lube!

All of these sex-and-sandwiches FMLs can't be coincidental. I mean, suddenly there's a huge assortment of people out there interrupted by the subject of sandwiches in their romantic affairs?

SUSAltd 0

What kind of sandwich? I can't decide whether or not this is an FYL unless the flavor of sandwich is good.

hope he at least shared? I'd want some sammich.

Ron24 0

lmao. I agree, next time be more specific.

YDI for thinking any man would prefer sex over a sandwich.

car6435 0

wtf Im a guy and dont see what up with sandwitches.