Intimacy: Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when...

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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By elisimo - 24/01/2012 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By fmysexlife - 27/07/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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By Samantha K - 19/10/2020 20:08

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Hangry for that Mickey D's

By anonymous - 23/07/2021 07:59

Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, starting to get intimate with him, when one of his friends walked into the room, grabbed my leg, and pulled me onto the floor. His reason? He was hungry and wanted to go to McDonald's. FML

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Spencer_CDS 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:08

Might want to be a bit more specific next time. Lol.

Dillybar 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:11

Should've asked him to eat you out if he was so hungry...

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unhacked21 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 0:44

wow. ur man is an idiot. a real man, such as myself, would have made u make the sandwich

anonymousjason 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:22

YDI for thinking that any man would want to have sex with YOU over eating a sammich! Lawl.

Hazy_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:14

Uhh.. Sandwiches don't talk back, and bitch about you not paying attention to them. And you can, infact, eat it with bacon. I've tried that once with a woman.. and let's say.. it didn't end well.. I can't say a straight FYL or YDI because A:We are guys, and live on sex and food. And B: It is not your fault, and furthermore, your life is not ******.

rampageous 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:56

What the Hell are you humans blathering on about? I have no idea what it is, but what I do know is that my boyfriend would gladly choose starvation if it meant nothing but as many orgasms as possible within a week time frame. Sex comes first for him, and food comes second. ...Although, to be fair, we do eat after sex. :)

ghostgirll 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 6:00

theres like 20 FMLs just like this

Dakarads 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:11

sucks for you! i want a sandwich.

arsewipe92 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:04

There are so many guys out there who are like this. A lesson for the girls: BE BETTER IN BED. That way there would be no chance of leaving you for food while fooling around. Oh and YDI, for not being more appealing than a sandwich to someone with a penis.