Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go...

By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By plzstop - 04/10/2016 11:03 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, I'm a college student. Just like every other goddamn day, my roommate set about twenty alarms a good two hours before she even needs to get up. She just sleeps through the first hour or so of alarms while I wake up. I've been waking up at 6 a.m., even though my first classes are at 9. FML.

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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petalbird 10

Monday 9 May 2016 22:52

take room mates alarm set it for 11am see how long it then takes them to set it correctly

mattyiscool123 26

Monday 9 May 2016 22:48

Too lazy to set the alarm later? This is a paradox

Comments

noellebelle626 19

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:01

Pretty sure I'd be going over there and smashing it to pieces.

orangejubejube 20

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:08

I think an appropriate response would be to get one of those Screaming Mimi alarms and make it go off in the middle of the night until she gets the message of how annoying her alarm is.

CallMeMonica 15

Tuesday 10 May 2016 5:16

Same

Snickers4 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:02

Can someone give a **** about me? Lol

corky1992 33

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:49

Change it for her then?

velociraptors4u 4

Tuesday 10 May 2016 7:48

My roommate last year would do the exact same thing only she would sleep right through her alarm going off or would hit snooze multiple times. The record for snooze hitting was 6:30am all the way up to when I left for class at 9 in 10 minute intervals. I just about lost my mind

Marielle123 22

Tuesday 10 May 2016 8:58

Wow... That's a new level of laziness. If it really gets annoying, just change it yourself :)

jazalea8 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 19:19

Here is an idea, why don't you change it or make it disappear.

rachael_king_11 16

Tuesday 10 May 2016 21:15

Cut the cord off of it. Don't tell her Let her be late and then she has to get a new one and she'll set it to the right time

manuwish 9

Wednesday 11 May 2016 7:10

hahahaha you think it's about laziness and you are right, but it's not the laziness of not changing the time on the alarm clock, she does it for the same reason I set mine to 4am even when I don't have to get up till 6, it's about her rem sleep phases, she would oversleep regularly if she didn't do it that way