Miscellaneous: Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far...

By Colin Jr. - 23/09/2015 13:24 - United States

Today, it's the third week of my dad's midlife crisis. So far he's blown half my college fund pimping out his piece of shit car, keeps texting me meme pictures, and keeps yelling "Savage!" and "Recked!" any time my mom makes a joke at anyone's expense. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 02/01/2014 17:07 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

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Growing old disgracefully

By adam - 05/12/2015 14:54 - Czech Republic

Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML

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Get in, kid

By -__- - 28/10/2011 11:50 - Australia

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

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By phonemenace - 17/08/2011 09:50 - United States

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By theslutmuncher - 14/12/2012 23:20 - Germany - Merseburg

Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML

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Crisis control

By Cuntlette - 11/04/2014 16:38 - Australia - Brighton

Today, my dad hit his mid-life crisis. When I came home and said hi, he told me to shut up, then went to the living room. He then lit up a cigarette and started muttering about having to put up with me, then went into a coughing fit, because he's never smoked before in his life. FML

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By krystal - 27/10/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 16:38 - United States

Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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By ugh - 04/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Milford

Today, my dad had a midlife crisis in the grocery store over his football career in high school. So he decided pelting me with vegetables and fruits would be a good idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad started his mid-life crisis. Instead of a Porsche or a Ferrari, he bought a tractor. Goodbye summer holiday. FML

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christopherwilli 14

Wednesday 23 September 2015 23:58

That's a pretty extreme midlife crisis.

maryic4ever 19

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:01

Once he sees how ****** up the younger generation is I bet he will go back to normal

Comments

pike1346 3

Friday 25 September 2015 3:33

Did he find your college savings? Ya, well it's his money. Time to learn how making your own way works, chief

DrHothead 15

Friday 25 September 2015 7:56

Rekt

manuel3272001 6

Friday 25 September 2015 10:26

to be fair that is HIS money that he worked hard for. don't be an entitled ass and expect your parents to pay for everything when you're older.

julianna5782 12

Friday 25 September 2015 13:34

it's "wrecked" sweetie. just for next time. and that sucks, I'm sorry.

Jryan952015 7

Friday 25 September 2015 14:54

Hide his car keys and don't tell him where you put them.

hasimhaque 9

Saturday 26 September 2015 4:07

your dad might be a ricer. (car term)

Xion0014 20

Saturday 26 September 2015 12:14

Your college fund is their money. Pay for your own college like everyone else.

csayre4 9

Saturday 26 September 2015 22:04

At least you had a college fund...

HelenErutherford 18

Thursday 24 March 2016 10:45

*wrecked* learn how to spell

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