By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML
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random2212 16

Wow that's terrible. Hopefully you can explain.

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Klima_fml 29

A warm welcome, doesn't get too much better than that ;)

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K_kanaka 26

Welcome to the neighborhood!

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Benmantha 31

..what the hell is going on in Florida?

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nitrog100 21

So Sammy Davis Junior isn't welcome?

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lilycups 11

In what way did you think this was going to be a good idea?

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Shade1982 20

I'm not sure you read that right. Op didn't do that, someone else did.

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rocker_chick23 27

What are you talking about? OP wasn't the one who put the note up.

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AbtractAngela 17

Tape another sign to your door saying the same thing you just posted on this fml.

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raysmith121 10

It's 2015 and this world is diverse stop being a racist.

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MlleMC_fml 19

How about a sign that reads, "Everyone is welcome, except the (racist) person who posted the previous sign"?

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KrDizzy 16

I didn't know Jewish was a race. I have people in my family who are of Jewish religion, but they're white. Maybe I'm just assuming you're white and you're not.

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