Animals: Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit...

By nrelavender - 26/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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You deserved it 58

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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You deserved it 46 760

By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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You deserved it 2 473

By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

By Birthday girl - 06/01/2013 05:59 - United States - Wahpeton

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 394

By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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You deserved it 23 849

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 2 529

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

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You deserved it 37 293

thedevilwithin 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:45

Wow, people are so heartless these days.

EvilDoll 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:46

when your cat rises out of that pet cemetery and goes after them, they'll be sorry

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taydog99 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:37

Punks! put a video camera out catch the bugger next time

eug097 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:46

ur probably a crazy cat lady

SirSami 2

Friday 27 May 2011 6:47

pet cemetery!??! oh **** off lmao!!

ouch1990 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:58

I don't like cats but that is taking it to far

bamboochicken 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:04

That's a one-way ticket to Hell for that person

XxSonyaBladexX 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:13

I'm sorry!!

ally2009 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:15

omg I am so sorry for ur loss I can't imagen having that done

denvan 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:20

I'm not a cat person but that's ****** up. Karma is a bitch

rainport 0

Friday 27 May 2011 7:24

im sorrryyyy (gives u hug) *** demm haters ur kitty was da shit R.I.P.

emmiekinz 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:52

that's horrible. /:

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