Animals: Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit...

By nrelavender - 26/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 087

You deserved it 11 455

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 284

You deserved it 11 180

The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 328

You deserved it 58

By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 642

You deserved it 46 760

By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 618

You deserved it 2 473

By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 435

You deserved it 4 588

By Birthday girl - 06/01/2013 05:59 - United States - Wahpeton

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 268

You deserved it 2 394

By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 941

You deserved it 23 849

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 783

You deserved it 2 529

RIP

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 858

You deserved it 4 146

By kittydead - 29/01/2009 01:05 - Canada

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 933

You deserved it 37 293

thedevilwithin 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:45

Wow, people are so heartless these days.

EvilDoll 7

Thursday 26 May 2011 8:46

when your cat rises out of that pet cemetery and goes after them, they'll be sorry

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bobbyjoe353 10

Friday 27 May 2011 3:32

what a dick

HOLYSHIAT 3

Friday 27 May 2011 4:06

I have a dog and I love him like a brother but honestly? a pet cemetery? that's alone is sad, what happened to a good old backyard burial?

HOLYSHIAT 3

Friday 27 May 2011 4:08

Oh, I forgot to add: Get a life!

liyahh23 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:12

lmao! sadd,, but this made me laugh. aha sorry!

lulzworthy 3

Friday 27 May 2011 4:20

Deal with it, it's a ******* cat

Crazybadger1818 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:43

Thts ******

Reina1123 0

Friday 27 May 2011 4:44

that's freaking gay, that's where I'd draw the line. I love my cat so much I'd be super pissed!

crystalrain17 14

Friday 27 May 2011 5:36

Oh, it's "gay", is it? Shut up and crawl back into the black hole that is the GOP.

froufrou7 3

Friday 27 May 2011 5:29

who gives a **** avout your cat...

SooShee 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:10

Awww that is so sad... and funny at the same time!

ginnylou 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:13

where do you live. because I've never heard of a 'pet cemetery'

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You deserved it 3 719

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Today, I found out the gift card my friend gave me for Christmas actually has no money on it and was never purchased in the first place. FML

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

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Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You know what's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

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Today, I went to the toilet to do a number 2. As I went to wipe, the toilet paper slipped out of my hand and I before my brain could register, I wiped my ass with my bare hand.. I also had curry the night before, so yeah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 304

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Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

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You deserved it 32 060

Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

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