Kids: Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:26

Take the gift and eat the ice cream cake on your own

ZY1431 24

Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:27

I would've taken the gift back, got my money back and got myself something.

Comments

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 12 December 2013 6:36

Instead of sitting in the room, you should take her gift back and get your money in return and while your at it take the cake before u go. Maybe eat some on the way there....

caffeinecat 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:19

Wow! Wow! If MY sister tried to pull that... I don't even know. But she probably wouldn't be getting anything again from me. I hope you embarrass her during her party - on purpose!

ctchan2381 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:54

Lesson: Respect Prof: Back Hand

Heathtastic 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:58

I would have "accidentally" wondered out of my room in my boxers during her party asking inappropriate questions to all her friends.

grumpy94533 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 9:46

Teenage bitch.

fmlife__x13x 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 10:30

brat.

hockeybear77 12

Thursday 12 December 2013 10:54

Fu*k that bit*h what u should do is call ur friends over and play video games in the main room and tell her to suck it

thelvl7 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 13:25

You do something nice for someone = you get kicked in the ass

justmeCee 16

Thursday 12 December 2013 13:36

Ungrateful. Next years birthday don't even acknowledge her birthday then.

amisenho 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:16

Get her some climbing boots and tell her to take a hike. Get her an Ab Roller and tell her to get bent. Get her a non-functioning compass and tell her to get lost. Better yet, get her nothing and tell her to get real. What kind of little sister can dictate where you can and can't be seen in your own house?