By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML
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puppypuncher 5

He was just coming back to thank you for saving him. Now give spider bro a hug.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Why wouldn't you just put it outside and not kill it, you didn't HAVE to let it live in your room.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

That is why you don't procrastinate in killing bugs. They have their own agenda lol.

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AppleCoFreak 0

Idiot. You put it outside. Probably why our generation is so messed up, people don't know how to think.

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lhfireman 0

it was just giving you some love for sparing its life......or laying eggs, either one really

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bigAC 6

as far as I know spiders don't celebrate Christmas.

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Ferretface 13

Yeah, most of them are Jewish.

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Snafuusmc 12

This why we can't have nice things.

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22jrdn55 15

*is* and, do you mean can't do nice things?

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Snafuusmc 12

I apologize I did not see that error. But hey you understood what I was saying though.

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kimmi41509 10

What do spiders have to do with christmas? Burn the bitch alive is my motto all year round!

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I hate spiders. Those little bastards play dead.

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KRS_13 0

I love your picture. Because Alesana is the shit :D

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