Intimacy: Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead...

By missingcharlie - 17/08/2009 02:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided to tell me that the bowling alley had a new air hockey table. FML

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Same thing different taste

By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By kblevss - 05/01/2013 09:21 - United States - Bayville

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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danielrp34 7

Monday 17 August 2009 9:25

Thats hella sexy!

airplanefood 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:26

Air hockey turns me on.

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abouttofly 12

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:53

If you can't have a normal conversation during sex, I don't think there's much hope for your relationship.

blahnie517 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 2:37

I love bowling! And air hockey! And sex! And ridiculous conversations during sex! Your life is awesome!!!

ConSeannery 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:04

lmao. I think maybe he was trying not to cum and thinking about the most unerotic things he could, then clumsily mentioned it out loud.

spillproof 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:39

=O but air hocky is awesome!

Scorponok 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 22:36

This isn't an FML, you're a fool.

nabeicha 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:00

o ....a boring boy,you can be more vagabond,then he'll have no time to think those

N3VVRmiNd 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 15:05

I agree with #73

l0lhax 0

Friday 21 August 2009 5:46

maybe he was suggesting that you sex it up on the air hockey table.

onionboy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 22:54

Wait.....the bowling alley has a new air hockey table!?

ilikepie121 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 6:51

RAMDOM MUCH AM I RIGHT

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