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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Friday 9 October 2015 6:43

Butt the shart won.

Killz268 18

Friday 9 October 2015 6:37

the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.

Comments

juggalo2 20

Friday 9 October 2015 17:08

Come on guys. The "shitty puns" have really jumped the shart.

bigbaconfan 2

Friday 9 October 2015 18:53

the shart ALWAYS wins

Radgears47 23

Friday 9 October 2015 22:40

First FML in weeks to make me audibly laugh.

FML1000timesover 7

Friday 9 October 2015 23:11

You should make that a song

dug64 7

Friday 9 October 2015 23:14

It's good to see a shart winning for a change

helveeta 11

Friday 9 October 2015 23:42

One of the best fmls ever!

JCDJR3755 2

Friday 9 October 2015 23:57

WHAT THE FUCKIS A SHART ???

CharlieM78 9

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:45

Shit + fart = shart

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:23

When you think you're going to pass gas, but it turns out it's a solid phase of matter instead.

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:20

Florida Man Gives Shitty Presentation

Amorettex 19

Saturday 10 October 2015 4:23

Is it bad that i laugh so hard at this ?

Arshdeepbholla 13

Saturday 10 October 2015 5:12

omg, that's so awful!!

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