By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML
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Killz268 18

the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.

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DeathofCareBear 21

Does it bother anyone else they said shat? It just sounds weird to me.

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Enslaved 36

That's the correct term. Cross between shit and fart= shart.

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DeathofCareBear 21

Yes I understand that but I just don't like the way it sounds.

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Mauskau 35

No one likes the way it smells or feels, either.

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olpally 32

Quit fartin around... Geeze.

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beeferjay 34

farts... you just can't trust 'em sharts... don't bust 'em

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allforfun 23

Never trust a fart. It's written on bathroom walls so it's obviously true

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AviKerensky 17

-Sings- I fought the shart and the shart won! I fought the shart and the shart won!

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MozillaHostile 21

I had a bad diarrhea attack during final exams. Was not fun.

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Xobubblyxo 23

That sounds like a Green Day song. I fought the shart and the shart won

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