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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 15:45 - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

Throw it against his head. Maybe itll bounce Some knowledge into his head.

biasedshooter 24

Monday 28 November 2011 18:44

You should sell those, you could make some serious dough!

Comments

FollowMe 2

Monday 28 November 2011 23:29

Your partner is a Chicken Wing.

iSnortWaffles 7

Monday 28 November 2011 23:42

I'm sure he was joking. I don't see how this is an FML.

SirLongRod 0

Monday 28 November 2011 23:45

Consider yourself lucky he didn't want to put something else in it. Like perhaps a trouser snake.

skittihorse 8

Monday 28 November 2011 23:46

I bet your partner likes it up the bum.

orwasipushed 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:03

How is this an FML

raydaly 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:15

clever guy ! that way when it bounces it flies !!!!!!!! genius !!!!!!!!

n0pants3ver 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:16

This actually made me lol.

Emmysmiles 2

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:32

did it work?

xAmyPOPx 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:46

... so, why is this an FML?...

antonia10 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 0:47

first of all, he was probably joking. And if he wasn't, then you have the coolest lab partner ever! but that might hurt your grade:)

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