Health, Accident, Painful and Work: Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By genn - 23/05/2023 18:00

Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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Would I lie to you?

By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

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techweed 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:13

What a Richard...

naxeeb 33

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:11

Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

Comments

bvilleg 4

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:05

Bzinga!!!

Ceejay1 13

Sunday 21 April 2013 20:53

Its always a good idea to wake up a little earlier so you won't have to rush anywhere.

captainsparkle 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 21:08

it's rare that you get fired for being late once, especially if you call to let them know what's happened. I think there is more to the story that OP isn't taking responsibility for.

evand123 3

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:05

Bye bye dog.

JoeCookieRaider 5

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:15

Sorry, OP. someone has to catch the bad luck for the rest of us.

AndreKanaan 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 23:25

lol should've called in sick... you would still have a job

LePig903 2

Monday 22 April 2013 0:22

Haha just like that spongebob episode where spongebob open hes toothpaste and got a black eye .

megnog 11

Monday 22 April 2013 0:26

I guess it all depends on what your job was, OP. If it was something rather important, it would have been smarter to wake up at an earlier time in order to get ready. If not, your boss should have just let your tardiness slide. Either way, FYL.

WildChildBX 3

Monday 22 April 2013 2:03

UMMM you need to wake up earlier.

venomousddog 19

Monday 22 April 2013 2:07

Well, let's hope your next boss is more understanding, and Sorry to hear about your injuries, it made me cringe, I don't know how your boss had no sympathy for you