FML : Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted...

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By even axe would smell better - / Tuesday 4 February 2014 18:55 / United Kingdom - Aylesbury

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By thatkidmal | 15

#5848911 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:24

That's just horrible

By HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5848947 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:33

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

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By thatkidmal | 15

#5848911 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:24

That's just horrible

WhoWhat_fml | 10

#5848940 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:29

This FML almost made me vomit...

colton_colton | 49

#5849103 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:07

I think i'm going to go dry heave

By randymontegut | 5

#5848912 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:24

What if he read this.

HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5848947 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:33

Good. Then he can see how badly he needs a good cleaning every day or two.

RadikulRam | 16

#5849098 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:04

"every day or two."
That's the worse, when people just shower, sleep, wake up, change clothes and think it's enough. It's not, and I feel it's best that it's told straight up.

142_cats | 13

#5849124 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:41

I remember some kid the size of a fucking gorilla in class was being a twat and got sent next to me and started throwing my stuff out the window until the teacher suspended him. I could never find my butter scented pencil after that.

applebramble | 22

#5849154 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 7:02

Then he needs to know that there's an invention called "deodorant" .

By gingaa96 | 18

#5848913 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:24

Time for an axe bomb- Oh wait that wouldn't help..

Jelbeztok | 17

#5849110 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:14

You obviously didnt read OP's name.

imani132 | 6

#5849151 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 6:58

Axe actually single handedly got a school evacuated

ErinRosado | 14

#5849272 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:46

What on earth is Axe?

ErinRosado | 14

#5849273 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:47

What is Axe? I'm assuming it's a body spray or something.

Lilxpie | 18

#5849368 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 13:23

Erin, if you are in the UK (i think it's not axe there) or Australia or somewhere else its called Lynx. It's a body spray. Axe and Lynx are the same thing but different names.

By thatgirlinoregon | 21

#5848928 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:27

That's terrible. In a perfect world, B.O. is nacho problem. In this world, swimming nose plugs should do the trick.

By xblaine | 17

#5848932 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:28

There is no cure for this problem

kirrra | 11

#5848993 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:08

regular hygiene practices could very well be a cure...

xblaine | 17

#5849137 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 6:13

What can OP do about it?

kirrra | 11

#5849603 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 18:51

you didnt really state that you meant there was nothing op could do, just that there is no cure...which there is. also, op could bring the subject up in a sensitive manner with the person, or a another person in a better position to speak to the person.

By olpally | 32

#5848933 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:28

That's nasty. I would make a scene about him smelling awful.

botanistjessica | 24

#5849000 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 3:15

That's really immature.

Dthsapprntc | 23

#5849069 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 4:34

Would it also be immature to hose him down with a firehose with a nice smelling showergel injected directly into the waterstream?

Actually I don't care how immature it is, it just sounds like fun.

xerbrus | 14

#5849127 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:48

love the idea 28

Raidriar | 14

#5849886 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:43

17, you must be that one bitch who creates a scene out of everything for attention.

xsilentxninjax | 10

#5855670 - Wednesday 12 February 2014 6:32

This totally reminded me of "That's So Raven," from the Disney Chanel... not sure if anyone here has seen/remembers that show, but yeah...

By RandomPickle | 9

#5848934 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:28

I feel bad for the person he normally sits next to.

By HopelesslyCiara5 | 19

#5848950 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 2:34

I'm surprised he didn't pass out from himself..

alphabetta | 23

#5849102 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:06

Well, a lot of the time people can't smell their BO, but judging by how strong the smell was, he should have been able to smell himself.

...maybe his nose built up a resistance? idk xD

Gittoh | 21

#5849415 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 14:33

it might be Anosmia, people who suffers from this tend to smell a lot since they simply can't tell.
I would talk with this kid and his parents, he might get bullied or worse if no one helps him. Silence is mean in this case

ajh1551 | 14

#5849818 - Wednesday 5 February 2014 23:02

#35 The brain filters out smells that you are constantly around, it is designed to prevent an overloading of the senses... That's why owners of smelly dogs can't smell their dogs/ Don't know their house smells of dog...