Animals: Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission....

By Quirk - 29/10/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML

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By technicallywroteabook - 21/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Grapevine

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By serialkillingex - 07/05/2013 07:45 - Netherlands

Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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By MoreActionThanMe - 11/12/2012 00:04 - United States

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

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By This guy - 21/02/2016 02:53 - United States - Jackson

Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By WhyIHateTeachers - 25/06/2015 03:49 - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

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By CoolStoryBro - 29/03/2013 08:23

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:10

I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.

wyld3fyr3 3

Thursday 29 October 2009 14:59

was it?

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misspeg 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:35

OMG...there IS an fml god watching all our comments from above! I commented about how the spelling of *********** was wrong in the fml and an hour later *poof* it's been fixed! *gets on hands and knees and starts worshipping fml god* please bring us better fmls!!!

RyeBreadBoy 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:41

but it's supposed to be spelled "**********"...

jammiriffic 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:42

It's actually spelled "**********," so apparently they listen to your whims whether they're correct or not. *********** is not a word.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:49

And now it's been changed back. I actually looked it up. "**********" is correct. Now that's settled.

Subjectzero 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:04

love is very difficult to write about without sexual tensions. next time, do friendship

iwadasn 32

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:30

Not if your maturity levels exceeds that of twelve-year-olds.

Ohnothingreally 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:12

Your classmates and I think alike. But then I saw the end of your post. So, since it's obviously not.... You're OK.

misspeg 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:16

my bad about the spelling of **********. fml god had to work overtime on this one. sorry!

cerebellum_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:32

so you are fml disciple?

lets_be_ian 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:43

yes, because his cameo that added up to about 15 minutes worth of the total movie completely negated all of the other humor in that particular piece of cinema... I do see what you mean. that shit was funny... don't care if you like Tom Green or not. you know what they say about opinions and assholes though... I certainly am not attempting to start an argument. btw... didn't FML used to have spell check in the submission or am I losing (loosing hehe) my mind?!? This was supposed to be a reply to #36, not sure why that didnt' work out... oh well

Chaostactic 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:46

just say that its a metaphor for doggy style, that way everybody wins. they get thier lil gossip, and you arent a dog ****** XD

lets_be_ian 5

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:33

win!

Luckster 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 19:33

Sadly, in this age of immaturity, nobody can write stories of loving connections between humans and animals without someone claiming its a tale of ********** anymore. Even my own comics aren't safe from that, just because a man has a pet weasel. =_=