Man, I thought my ex-wife was a bitch. By the way, your life isn't ******. You're ******. The lives of the people who are unfortunate to be around you are ******.

ROFL #14: perfect description hahahaha

What a way to bitch out a guy and bark orders on his birthday. Stupid bitch. I bet he's glad he spent his life savings to buy you a ring. It's not "FML." It's more like "FY". I'll leave it at that.

Wow, you're a d**che. Have you realized that yet? Treat him better. WTF. If he's the kind of guy who would HONESTLY change somebody else's DIAPER (almost resembles what jesus did in a way), and you're someone who b*tches at him ON HIS OWN BIRTHDAY because SELFISH YOU wanted him to blow out his candles on YOUR schedule..... You don't even deserve him to begin with. But don't get all whiny and huffy and be like i dont deserve you, and act like you're leaving. That would hurt him worse. What you need to do is better yourself, become more nice, loving, kind, humble, and attracted to him. Show him that he's worth something, and he's not just your b*tch to take out your anger at. You're definitely the jerk in the entire relationship, not him. I can tell you that right now. Start treating him right.

to everyone thats calling her a bitch, lay off. she probably feels horrible as it is. maybe she was using the term 'yelled' loosely. she couldn't have known what he was doing, otherwise i doubt she would've gotten mad. good for him, for being such a nice friend but for all we know, the party was on a schedule or something and he had to blow out his candles before some of the guests had to leave and she wanted to make sure everyone was there to see it. both the husband and wife are probably feeling humiliated as it is, and i'm sure she doesn't need to be yelled at by a bunch of teenagers for making a mistake.

Ok why in the world would you yell at your spouse in front of 20 people for something so little?

reminds me of my 6th birthday when I hid underneath the bed when it was time to blow out the candles. I made my mom cry and was scarred for life.

You are a horrible, horrible person. You're very lucky that he's not filing divorce papers as we speak. Message to your husband: Leave her while you still have some pride.

Wow. Um. Maybe you should have checked to see if he was available before you lit the candles. What if he'd been in the bathroom or something? Or on the phone with his boss? People aren't just automatically there when you want them to be, you know. And it sucks that you yelled at him on his birthday, in front of lots of people. I'm sure you must be feeling really embarrassed about this now, but yeah - a little check beforehand could have spared you both this situation.

#27: If "she" (if this FML is even real) didn't want to get insulted by a bunch of teenagers, she should not have posted it on this website. She's a douche and she shouldn't have even have posted this. Even if you took out the bit with the disabled friend, flipping out at a spouse for not being RIGHT there when she wanted him to blow out his birthday candles means she should pull the stick out of her ass. I pity the husband. That's given that this FML is real. Probably not.