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By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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Party hard

By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML

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PANIC!

By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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rexgar2000 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 15:57

sounds like he had a great time. could've worse at least he didn't throw up on your dress.

Draxanoth 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 15:59

Merry Chri-(insert barfing noise here)

Comments

mattorama 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:33

Hopefully your next post isn't "My husband got fired from his job for being an idiot at his office party, and we have to sell our house."

kalikay_fml 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:43

thats just gross. you have a bad life.

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 18:54

If your worried about soiling your dress, remove it before cleaning...(Just trying to help...)

mattorama 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:00

He's a grown man, he should be able to take care of himself!

brwneyes22 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:36

Looks like someone is getting a new dress ;)

brock329 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:41

Or at least deserves one

seeb49 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:38

I used to get completely wasted at office Christmas parties, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

brun12 1

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:50

Eww. When my husband throws up from drinking too much I make him clean it. I can't handle vomit

TonyIsMyDog 2

Saturday 10 December 2011 19:59

I don't understand why women put up with assholes like this. Why don't you have a little more self-respect? Of course she should of made him clean it up, but the bigger question is - why is she with a guy that would make an ass of himself at a company Christmas party?

Perc_fml 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:04

Oooooooooooooooooooooohh the internet white knights strike again

TonyIsMyDog 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 0:57

At least there are some decent people left.

MsCane 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 21:29

I would have waited until he sobered up and made him clean it up himself. Vomit is by far the worst thing to clean up!

keepingitnasty 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 21:56

Easy fix, (a) Exterior, stop at the car wash, power wash that crap off, you don't even have to tuch it. (b) Interior, the vacuums at the car wash are usally powerfull, drop some change, and fabreeze that *****. Op, at least he didn't try to **** one of his co-workers, isn't that how most office partys end up?