Money: Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She...

By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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By BigMoney - 07/09/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

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By 7thwardlord - 21/08/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to be nice and "drop" a twenty in my grandma's house for her to find. She injured her back while picking it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By AJShow80 - 13/04/2009 08:51 - United States

Today, I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money, saying it was collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then used his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and won 500 dollars. The jackass wouldn't split it. FML

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Outrageous

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 11:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I found out my mother-in-law sold a precious family heirloom and gambled away the money. FML

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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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By xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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mikepattonfan 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:46

That's when you need to scratch the 'void if removed' part and give it back to her

Meme1988 18

Tuesday 29 November 2011 11:42

Lol! Tell her "love you grandma" annnnnnd run :)

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Michael_92 20

Wednesday 30 November 2011 11:03

"sorry my mistake grandma it was only 2" haha.

Jirekianu2 19

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:40

Tell her its a gift. They don't work like that.

Gigaboo 0

Monday 5 December 2011 7:13

the womans old. she aint got much time left. ull get it back once she aint here

hdw17 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:20

nice

hdw17 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:22

if u gave her $20 u should just give her the ticket

hdw17 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:24

that last coment was for ebony

hecallsmedarlin 7

Tuesday 22 May 2012 4:40

Shoulda told her you lost.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:50

The winner takes it all...

giggitygoo12 7

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:25

Tell her "Screw off grandma"

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 14 March 2014 3:43

Say "no" ?

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