By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

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Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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CrystalG 0

wow! that's effin sick!

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tonys_kitten 0

hahaha this is great =] you made me laugh!

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Ninjaface 0

What other personal areas of yours does he play with while you're asleep? Remember, if you wake up with a sore ******, then it means your boyfriend found the one time when you wouldn't be "too tired."

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Luna0709 0

you should start wearing an 8 clip bra to sleep so if he tries to take it off you'll wale up

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Equinox_21 0

I know the feeling. it takes me twice as long to get dressed now because he has to feel them before they "disappear" for awhile.

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rachiestarr 0

ydi for being a heavy sleeper!

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lucifer69_fml 0

**** you 'boopityboppity' this is the ******* second FML I've read where you put it down to having sex! get some action you wrinkley ******* virgin then come back and change your opinions

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Heidirenee92 0

baha! wow fyl. these comments are funnier then the actual fml. really, this shouldn't be an fml to start with. you should be glad he likes to play with your nipples! better then him not being able to look at you!

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