Intimacy: Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend... - FML

By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2020 08:00

Today, my girlfriend slapped a waxing strip on my beard because she is sick of quarantine and wanted to lash out at someone. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By I will find you and I will fucking fuck y - 05/01/2014 20:39 - United Kingdom - Falmouth

Today, I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to my eyebrows. I now have very little of my eyebrows remaining, and just as little idea which idiot in my family pulled this stupid excuse of a prank. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By gabbykinz13 - 08/03/2012 21:48 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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thethingy 6

Tuesday 6 November 2012 12:19

Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 6 November 2012 13:20

Someone who lives in Brazil. Obviously.

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totheforest84 4

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:04

46 your picture is awesome

icemand90 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:33

hilarious! you lose your man card for screaming btw

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Wednesday 7 November 2012 1:13

How about when two people land on your ankle and it makes a crunching sound.

mvc3ftw 17

Tuesday 6 November 2012 21:55

She probably thought that the ice cold bucket of water was boring and took it up a notch.

honestjane 22

Tuesday 6 November 2012 23:15

"You look like a man-o-lantern"

OP0517 1

Wednesday 7 November 2012 12:40

Sorry, OP, but I think there is a story here we haven't heard - was it brought on by something (for ex', perhaps the OP told his GF to get a wax)?

atrain717 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 23:44

sound like she's a keeper to me. she knows how to play a joke. suck for you but thumbs up to her

thassel8 7

Thursday 8 November 2012 1:46

Sounds like something my wife would do, she is kinda crazy like that. Can't say life hasn't been interesting. Enjoy it and hope it lasts.

lainzilla 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 2:36

Really, this is acceptable? If a girl woke up to a wax strip on her leg put there by her boyfriend, you'd all be crying sexism but since it's girl-on-guy it's alright?

Foxy_On_Fire 21

Friday 9 November 2012 0:08

I would so do that as a prank. I'm evil.

aly01234567 5

Friday 9 November 2012 6:05

Lol welcome to a woman's world

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