Money: Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last...

By fnfantastic - 04/11/2012 16:37 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I woke up with a vague memory of buying something last night while drunk. According to my credit card summary I made a $270 purchase from a home shopping channel. I guess in 5-7 days I'll find out what it was. FML

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By KamiAzaaaaaa - 11/12/2015 16:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML

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By DrunkenShopper - 03/09/2012 05:24 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I woke up to a bunch of email notifications confirming all the drunken purchases I made last night on Amazon. Most of them can't be cancelled. This is the fourth time in a month. An "ironic" wolf-howling-at-the-moon t-shirt anyone? FML

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Ambien dissociation

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 12:53 - United States

Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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Drunk online shopping FTW!

By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2012 01:10 - United States

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

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Money money money

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 20:00

Today, my fiancé and I got a joint account recently, but when I got home he was on the phone to the bank claiming our credit card number was cloned, because of the ridiculous number of random purchases. I checked my online banking. It was all just my normal buying habits. FML

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nancem 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 18:47

Lots of snuggies and sham wows

that1guyyy 12

Sunday 4 November 2012 18:47

Betty crocker's complete set is awesome!

Comments

planetsmurf 6

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:40

Hopefully you bought one item and not 10 of the same item... That would suck

SpikyG 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:47

Tell me when it ships

ducky45 20

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:52

OP should update us on what he/she bought :p

anthony21597 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:57

HSN is where I got my laptop maybe u brought one or I got my mom a ton of wrinkle cream for her bday

Jmotore 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:02

You gonna get some ugly shit lol

saffy66 34

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:08

Can't you ring up and find out?

Bliss391 7

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:14

Don't most of those things have a 30 day money back guarantee ? And who knows, maybe you'll end up loving your drunken purchase!!

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:20

Don't you love surprises?

knb25568 3

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:32

I want to know....

alycion 38

Sunday 4 November 2012 20:46

Chances are it hasn't shipped yet. Could call and cancel the order.

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