Hopefully there's a 30 day money back guarantee.

Oh the things we do when we're drunk.

Early Christmas presents rock.

Hey it’s Vince Offer here, with my new product called: The “Schticky”. You’re gonna clean your home in a quickie when you use your Schticky. Now here’s the deal, its a reusable lint roller and more. For furniture, food particles in the cabinets. The debris on the stairs. And even use it in the car. And ladies you always wanted to stick it to your husband, now you can! Works on all fabrics, from wool to velvet. ***Problem with the shedding pussy?*** Pick up cat hairs from clothes. Or use Schticky from the leftover dog hairs on the sofa. Or even Schticky your pets before they shed...! (actual words in commercial) Or a slapchop... Because you like his nuts. ;)

I've done worse. You still have a money back guarantee.

A no no so now you can be a hairless or is it heirless. WTF how Di u spend 270$ without knowing what it is. Drunk or not.

The suspense is killing me.

Maybe you should hide any money, credit card, or check book you have when you drink. Just a thought.

I expect an FML in 5-7 days saying what was bought.

I'm leaving this comment for you OP since I'm eagerly waiting to find out what you've purchased and how you liked it.