By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
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perdix 29

I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched! The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

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hoghunter 1

oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.

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MarkerofMagic 0

ignorance- I love your hair:P

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DevilWearsPrado 0

lol that's so messed up and funny at the same time. I hope it wasn't your boyfriend.

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mynameisal 0

ydi for havin a window. who has windows anymore?

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alexarose 0

hahahahah! I laughed out loud when I read this!

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BitterLoser 0

there a starving kids in africa and that ass is wasting food, all i have to say is...im a hypocrite :D haha

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darkmis1 17

I hope you mean ex boyfriend. If not......DUMP HIM!

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missmontreal97 4

that's wierd. I would say "it's over!" and close the window

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MirrorSoul64 0

aww if only eggs were romantic as pebbles =

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nateball 0

that's because he thought your crotch smelled liken rotten egg. clean that baby up once in a while!

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