Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going...

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 18:01 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 18:51 - Norway - Bergen

Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By fckdorms - 09/05/2016 14:04 - United States - Columbia

Today, like every other day, my roommate's alarm began to go off at 7:30am. What time does she have to wake up? 10:00am. Why does she have her alarm go off for two and a half hours? Because last semester she needed it to go off then and she is too lazy to change it. FML

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By roommateprobssss:( - 11/12/2012 15:57 - United States

Today, my roommate pressed "snooze" on his alarm 14 times. I counted. FML

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By leez - 01/02/2009 10:43 - United States

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 07:00

Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML

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By regrettably well rested - 14/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Clearfield

Today, I set 3 alarms so I wouldn't miss an early morning event I was volunteering at. After I slept through the first one, my roommate turned the other two off without waking me up because they were annoying. I missed the event. FML

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Kill it with fire

By Anonymous - 31/05/2022 06:00 - Germany - Moormerland

Today, my dad reactivated a digital clock we had lying around, and accidentally set an alarm on it. For 1 a.m.. So guess who went hunting for that noise in the middle of night. And guess who banished the thing to the living room, then forgot about it, and slept on the sofa in said living room. Or tried to. FML

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brianjman14 22

Monday 6 September 2010 23:22

I hear my brother's alarm clock go off too and he doesn't do shit about it till bout an hour later and it's annoying as hell. I feel your pain, dude.

KBruce317 0

Monday 6 September 2010 23:22

You should've kicked the door in and woke his ass up.

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WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:35

This is getting annoying. I keep trying to post things and they never show up.

bigbadtim 7

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:45

This one showed up.

WhyTheFace4 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:48

You're right.

Epilepsy_fml 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 6:07

no way

ButtBabe 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:36

This has happened to me, except it was an alarm radio, it went off all day until my brother got home from school, his door was locked too

dezzyfknbanana 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:45

you stayed in the room for 5 and a half hours?? O_o

nickbouz 3

Tuesday 7 September 2010 0:55

then leave the room?

m_xxx 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:01

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

airpoft 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:20

you should've hid in the closet, wait till he woke up (with iPhone so you don't get bored) and right when he got u... OMG falcon punch right in the face!!! then wait there silently and say boom...headshot

icraziie 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:23

imagine if it wasn't batteries and one that connects directly to the power supply in the wall

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:30

Dude. You never heard of kicking a door open? Or pull the fire alarm. If you can't sleep why should anyone else?

AKlesbian907 0

Tuesday 7 September 2010 1:47

lol such a simple solution. and only one person got it. congrats 32 for using common sense. though I will say, in the moment I probably would of been going out of my mind. standing at their door with a toothpick and a bucket of ice water, trying to break in.