Today, I woke up, same as usual, still poor. Inflation is dwindling... - FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2023 23:37 - United States

Today, I woke up, same as usual, still poor. Inflation is dwindling what little I have, and can't seem to find any way to improve things. FML

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