Money: Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2014 17:47 - United States - New Milford

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

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By joedoe - 18/07/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I won $200 a contest at a bar. The manager took me to a vault where money collected from the strippers go into a pool. He told me that at least half of the bills were slid through a strippers butt crack so I was to "choose wisely". FML

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By freakedout - 08/08/2014 14:43 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in the doctor's waiting room. When I woke up, the room was empty, and there was a $1 bill tucked into my cleavage. FML

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By APoorGuy - 15/03/2016 12:08 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML

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By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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By danielesnaranjo - 31/10/2019 16:00

Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML

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By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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havingalaugh 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:12

Well at least you started the new year with more money than last year.

xkore787 14

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:11

Am I the only one thinking she partied a little too hard?

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:18

Hey it's money I would take it...hope no drunk sex happened...

Kershaw45 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:24

Way to bring in the new year.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:26

I'd worry less about how it got there vs what you did to earn it?

hockeygoalie13 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:27

"I woke up hungover" Instant YDI.

TheRoyalDog 10

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:40

What? You can never party too hard on New Years!

snydeeli000 27

Thursday 2 January 2014 20:34

Or, you could not drink, like smart people do. Either way, the FML wasn't about the drinking it's about the money.

squideth 18

Saturday 4 January 2014 5:56

Smart people? Haha okay kid. Must be nice up there on your high horse.

horneyhic 15

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:30

I wish I could get drunk on $13 that buys 2 beers here

jdeezy01 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:33

I'm sure the internet will help you remember last night.

JaegerMayCry 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:20

so that's were I left them!

Flowtastic 16

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:33

If that's the most money how'd you get drunk enough to get a hangover? Mooching? :/

ksks1234 33

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:59

You can buy a pint of heaven hill vodka for $2.99. Maybe op bought that junk.

arandomusernameaa 20

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:48

She got drinks bought for her? My friend spends nothing when she goes out... just let's guys buy her drinks and paints the club stamps onto her hand to get in... student life hey ;)