By igotpride - 09/12/2013 21:01 - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
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JustinKirby 20

They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.

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adams271 6

To be true horror story style, all we need now is a follow up post about the eggs it laid while it was in there. You're welcome for the nightmares :)

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russfml 31

The siblings came to avenge the spider you killed lol

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Jelbeztok 17

oh dear god, this is one of my worst nightmares. (._.)

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zoegirl_455 30

If you try to kill a spider they just come back for revenge

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Nordrag 26

Unless you follow proper procedure on disposing of the body.

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zoegirl_455 30

And the only proper way to do that is with fire

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Zimmington 21

And pissing on its charred ashes

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foxy_grampa 19

I hate to tell you this, but with it being winter and all it was probably just a different spider. And I doubt that's the last one

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G_bear24 9

I guess that spider came back for revenge!

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ahippienamedrae 10

I guess you could say your spider senses were tingling, eh?

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