Intimacy: Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's...

By LD - 23/01/2015 16:46 - United States - Nampa

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By tomedicalforlove - 21/02/2013 05:51

Today, my husband and I were fooling around in the shower. For some reason, I thought it'd be a good idea to grab his man meat and show him how to wash someone at a nursing home. He said he'd never be turned on by a nurse again. I'm a nurse. FML

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By ShowerheadGirl - 09/11/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 18:28 - United States

Today, my husband tried to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange for taking his first shower in nearly two weeks. FML

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Saturday 24 January 2015 0:12

You can't really blame him. A man and his penis are inseparable. Well at least I used to think that until Lorena Bobbitt came along.

MrSassypants 32

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:05

Luckily he isn't singing "Let's Get It On" to it.

Comments

SkullSphinx 10

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:39

In his defense, his penis had always been there for him...

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 24 January 2015 0:46

Its a bond that can never be broken, it is our prize possession

kstephens2326 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:07

At least he was manscaping...=)

just16letters 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 1:13

Do you want him to sing to you as he manscapes your penis?

conman531 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 2:15

I know he's your husband. I know is normal to see your husband naked. But why were you just watching him?

brewmasterg 34

Saturday 24 January 2015 2:33

Uh not sure about you but if my partner's in the shower that's not going to stop me from going in there to talk to him about something or brush my teeth. It didn't say she was just standing there watching him.

conman531 23

Saturday 24 January 2015 2:51

I suppose. But I just don't see myself being able to catch my girlfriend womanscaping in the shower behind a closed curtain or not so clear door. if I want a glimpse I have to really fry for it. Course being her husband I find it extremely reasonable that she would try to sneak a peak. Ps brewmaster, do you brew beer? I do. You're name seems to imply it so sorry for asking.

brewmasterg 34

Saturday 24 January 2015 3:17

Our shower is completely clear with no frosted glass so it's easy for us, maybe OP is the same. Sorry, no, I don't brew beer, it's the name of a character from an old game, Abe's Oddysee, 'Brewmaster Glukkon'.