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By Annienomous - 09/10/2015 06:44 - United States - Marion

Today, I witnessed a man die from a heart attack. When I told my dad later, he said "Lose some weight or you'll be next." FML

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By spinspinsugar - 24/02/2021 14:01 - United States - Camillus

Today, I was video chatting with my dad. He handed the phone to his wife, whose first words out of her mouth were, "Why are you getting so skinny?" This was also the same woman whose first words out of her mouth when they came to visit us 3 years ago was how much weight I've gained. FML

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By Ben - 21/10/2023 07:30

Today, after I'd saved up and frontloaded working hours for two weeks to ensure I'd have time and funds to go to a local show on my birthday, I received a call letting me know my father had a heart attack and was dying. He did pass away, at around 5AM on the morning of my birthday. FML

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Nezumi04 20

Friday 9 October 2015 18:28

It's good advice OP. To live long you need to be healthy.

guss5441 18

Friday 9 October 2015 18:37

At least its good advice just not good messaging to tell you

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diyos 15

Friday 9 October 2015 22:39

The hard truth

worldclassrager 39

Friday 9 October 2015 23:07

Mean but true

cookie1207 19

Friday 9 October 2015 23:23

True!

Le_ponderer 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 5:02

OP, you better get fit and within the medically acceptable BMI range for your physique. No parent wants to bury their kid; it is the most heart-rending experience. Getting healthy will benefit you more than it will him. Do it for yourself. Good luck.

catherinecas 30

Saturday 10 October 2015 9:09

I wonder if OP is actually unhealthy or if their dad is like mine who thinks that if you're 5 pounds overweight you're ridiculously overweight with no redeeming traits.

manlytarts 28

Sunday 11 October 2015 2:00

Your dad's a savage.

ladycoco8 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 4:57

He's not wrong. Unless you're actually at a healthy weight.

parktato 3

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:46

your dad is a fuc*ing savage

AuraMix 2

Friday 16 October 2015 20:01

To be honest he does have a point

cats54321 19

Saturday 14 November 2015 7:40

Damn that's kinda insensitive

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