Kids: Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When...

By 102496 - 05/02/2010 03:53 - France

Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML

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By not a bad mom - 12/06/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a makeup store at the mall to get foundation to match her skin. The woman behind the counter scoffed, rolled her eyes, then called me a Karen when I asked for a manager. My daughter is 7 and I was getting makeup to match her elf ears for a costume we were making. FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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Kids, eh?

By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML

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By f my lifw - 07/04/2015 15:43 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

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sallybobally 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:27

YDI for imposing patriarchical notions of beauty to a little girl

Megan36 3

Monday 19 December 2011 4:35

**** you douche

Comments

AbOvE_88 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:00

WTF another French FML?

jemma_aussie 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:04

haha, thats what kids are like though

Ser0 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:06

That E*Trade baby is the messiah.

Scourge87 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:06

Oh ya, that burns heheh. Cant correct little kids speaking their mind straight up, although you may start teaching them sometimes its smarter to keep quiet.

cookies_for_you 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:09

#21 = win.

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 11:29

Say "Don't worry, he's not your real dad anyways." It won't make you any prettier, but it'll shut that brat up for a while so you can shop in peace.

loki09 4

Friday 5 February 2010 11:50

I am pretty sure, that in a 4 1/2 year old's eyes, everyone but Disney Princesses are ugly. So not an FML. :)

lucifer69_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:09

like the little bitch can talk. it's not like your genes are going to do her any favours anyway so I say teach her the ways of the kitchen! ps. what was the makeup aisle doing in your kitchen anyways