By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 21:50 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML
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jkmartinjk 16

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

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Satoaoi 13

better call the police

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Yolandababy2 14

You should of let him cut you do that way you can sue his ass for hospital fees and emotional distress.

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KitchKraft 21

Yeah because I'm sure a crazy guy that has enough of a life to throw away to murder a 15 year old with a knife is rolling in the money -_-

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irishgreekgirl 7

wow I'm fifteen too :) and that's really scary!

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cl4ptp 18

Being a virgin at 15 is perfectly acceptable.

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patsl 2

I'm not saying you're doing this (yet), but if you were just complaining about being a virgin at 15...

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GRgoldfish 19

I hope your reported this man for attempted murder.

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KitchKraft 21

You say being a 15 year old virgin like it's a bad thing... Don't be a ****.

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loubabe69 19

Ah man, things will get better. Glad you're not dead.

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