Health: Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By monkeylover996 - 29/10/2012 01:53 - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By Epithymia - 15/08/2016 15:09 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML

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By apowell5 - 02/10/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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By Kelsey - 06/04/2020 17:00

Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:11

What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!

FailBear920 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:13

You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."

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buckdharma 36

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:57

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

jw90 18

Wednesday 3 July 2013 10:58

I'd report him if I were you OP. that's gotta be against regulations.

PaulieXP 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:33

ha... Dr House doing what he does best.

SleepWalken 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:08

Was it lupus? 0_o

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:30

It's never lupus.

FMLbutYDI 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:49

Ydi for believing him. Do the worm? You fell for that?

WhiteCrimson 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:52

Lol....funny doctors... Very awesome how doctors can mess with your head

Cazz91 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:59

Tell him to lay off from taking his wives Midol if he is going to act like a bitch to you during a physical.

Merylwen 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:15

People will do about anything a guy in a white coat tells them to do.

Frenchtony 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:21

*Milgram's experiment"

annoy_me 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:25

Hate to break it to you, but you can be almost sure that person is NOT a real doctor, maybe google that mofo.. lol good job tho.

Larry01_fml 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 13:35

I must be the only one that thought this was hilarious.

angelitared 27

Wednesday 3 July 2013 14:51

Lmao this is a favorite!!

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