Health: Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After...

By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By sad child - 27/08/2011 07:45 - United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

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By monkeylover996 - 29/10/2012 01:53 - United States

Today, I had my 7 month check up for my pregnancy. The nurse weighed me and said, "I see you've gotten into the Halloween candy." FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By Epithymia - 15/08/2016 15:09 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML

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By apowell5 - 02/10/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to try and get answers about the numbness and tingling in my right leg. The Dr told me I was too fat for my pants, and I pinched a nerve. FML

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By Kelsey - 06/04/2020 17:00

Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:11

What an asshole of a doctor if you ask me!

FailBear920 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 8:13

You should have told him "It ain't easy being cheesy."

Comments

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 4 July 2013 8:18

I wish my doctor was this awesome!

amifaiyaz 12

Thursday 4 July 2013 8:27

big hips are hot, screw him.

saad2605 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 10:51

Why are people so sue happy. Learn to appreciate a good laugh every now and then. I would love to have this doctor.

interesting33 36

Thursday 4 July 2013 13:54

It isn't funny - it is humiliating and degrading and an abuse of power

saad2605 16

Thursday 4 July 2013 19:43

@103 He shouldn't have done that, I agree with that. But, it is still a joke. And if all of this was so humiliating, why do we do it with our friends. Don't get me wrong. But I just feel that we shouldn't jump to court. It was a joke.

pearl_bridgman 8

Thursday 4 July 2013 15:10

Please don't tell me you actually did it! Didn't you think it was odd? That intuition there is worth listening to.

bonesofkhaos 9

Thursday 4 July 2013 17:06

His comment makes him an ass but its funny he had you do all that.

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 4 July 2013 18:57

Definitely complain to a higher up person...although I must ask...why would you do the worm? Just seems like you'd realize that is not something a competent Dr would ask you to do.