Miscellaneous: Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started...

By CA19oo - 16/01/2012 03:08 - United States

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By Chuffy - 04/11/2012 07:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML

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Rock n roll star

By MarsMayFall - 12/09/2016 09:56 - United States

Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML

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Belter

By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 22:29 - Canada

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By RedFace - 05/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML

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By Sarri - 18/02/2014 02:13 - United States - Pembroke

Today, I worked up the courage to sing at an open mic night. I lost my cool halfway through because all I could hear was laughter. FML

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I love rock n roll

By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 14:00

Today, while I was singing a song with my guitar at a college open mic, my eyes started to burn, causing me to tear up and stop playing. Everyone in the audience thought I'd actually started to cry mid-performance. I ended up having to leave the stage teary-eyed and embarrassed myself in front of everyone. FML

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The Voice

By Stage Fright - 05/12/2022 00:00

Today, my roommate eavesdropped on me singing. When I realized he was there, he said I was "fucking incredible" and asked me to do another song. There's just one issue: I only sing well when I'm alone. The result was predictably bad. If it was possible to literally die of embarrassment, I wouldn't be writing this. FML

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ICATiger 13

Monday 16 January 2012 8:52

That was you. God I thought somebody was dying.....

TheHaloReachigan 3

Monday 16 January 2012 8:47

Haha. Show it to your friends and tell them the band had a rough night.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 16 January 2012 10:36

Unless it's a KISS concert, where you would just be normal.

perdix 29

Monday 16 January 2012 10:39

I'll bet all the people sitting next to you think the band doesn't sound nearly as good live as they do on the CD.

redtigerlily 5

Monday 16 January 2012 10:45

My god, you're one of THOSE people who ruin concerts for people in close proximity to you.

DrMime 10

Monday 16 January 2012 10:48

That's when you go emo, which for mimes is equal to going 'Tele-tubby'! But you need sooo much paint, too high maintenance.

lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Monday 16 January 2012 11:01

Op why would you do that!?

ChelsiiBabee 5

Monday 16 January 2012 11:48

I've done that before...

swoozie23 6

Monday 16 January 2012 14:10

Yeah number 1! Way to show 'em!

tifani322 13

Monday 16 January 2012 14:23

Maybe next time you shouldn't sing...

Dcm210 19

Monday 16 January 2012 14:24

thats why you dont sing over them ya re re.

desireev 17

Monday 16 January 2012 14:50

PERDIX! I love KISS! It made me so happy when you said that! :)

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