Love: Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By me:( - 16/07/2013 23:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Top comments

JSylvestre 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

I'd start raising hell right there and storm into that office.

rangermedic77 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

Caught

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KaskStunter 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:09

Maybe physic can explain this.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:10

Kick the door open, smack the cheating bitch and drop kick the soon to be ex in the balls.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:44

Drop kicks own! Lmao

dorkyprincess 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:25

Haha what if his "wife" was a guy.

lucyinthesky420 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:28

Replace the lunch with divorce papers..

flockz 19

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:52

om nom nom nom mmmmm do you have any barbecue sauce i can put on these divorce papers?

goldfish78 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:32

You guys are over reacting! Are you sure that his secretary is telling the truth? Check it first before you think of something else

katiebuggers 9

Monday 19 October 2015 4:58

Obviously if it was a mistake it wouldn't be a post.

nancyDeeAnda 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:39

I would beat the shit out of him and her

ObsessedWithMe 13

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:52

I smell a divorce coming.! FYL it sucks to have a marriage fall apart like that. But umm isn't polygamist marriage like that illegal in America?

TipOfTheHat 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:07

Yes, even Utah, however, the OP lives in Canada, and yes still illegal in Canada too!

Blanca781720 5

Monday 31 October 2011 23:53

If it was illegal sister wives would have their asses in jail

forkphoe 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:54

You son of a biscuit eating bulldog...

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:57

Just like phone numbers, maybe you are his "home" wife and he's taking care of business with his "work" wife. What kind of workplace allows ******* during work hours? Isn't that sleeping on the job?

hmichel 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:51

The kind where your the boss duh

TipOfTheHat 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:05

Don't tell him you know, "borrow" his credit card and spend like there's no tomorrow!

MisterEx 28

Tuesday 1 November 2011 13:06

Yeah. Then find out it was all a misunderstanding and be broke with nothing to gain after he divorces you.

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