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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 06:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML

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By FuhedUp - 31/10/2021 08:00

Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2022 18:00

Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By oh_mylanta - 02/03/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, I went to work to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so it was very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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Work husbands and work wives

By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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Hit and miss

By Jane. R - 16/06/2021 20:00

Today, a guy was hitting on me when I was at a café. I told him I was married, but it didn't deter him, so I told him to go away. Later, my husband came home from work with his boss for dinner and sure enough, it was the same guy who was hitting on me. Suffice to say, it was one awkward dinner night. FML

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By me:( - 16/07/2013 23:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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JSylvestre 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

I'd start raising hell right there and storm into that office.

rangermedic77 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 15:54

Caught

Comments

lesbian221 1

Saturday 21 January 2012 23:37

What an asshole

ChristineAnn58 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:04

I'd walk up on there and beat her ass !!! How are you even on FML?! I'd walk up in there and send them both to the hospital. Dirty cheating pig

top_dawg45 10

Sunday 29 July 2012 12:36

was she hot?

doglover100 28

Friday 17 August 2012 4:07

I'd go in there and give him hell.

itsTheViper 4

Saturday 15 December 2012 0:06

arsehole

hand1234 10

Sunday 31 March 2013 23:32

What

thefastbunny 15

Friday 28 March 2014 17:49

Hopefully the assistant was incorrect

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 17:44

Go in and raise hell.

whynot159 9

Sunday 8 May 2016 14:38

I hope you went in that office with camera in hand. Perfect evidence for the future divorce and you taking everything you can from that asshole!

Tyrax 16

Tuesday 6 September 2016 9:51

I hope you stormed in like the wrath of Hera, OP. FYL if he really was cheating.

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