Intimacy: Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having...

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Same thing different taste

By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?

SmileEveryone 12

Monday 25 July 2011 16:17

my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:24

You should've told everyone about the time you walked in on him watching gay ****.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Monday 25 July 2011 16:28

Awww, sweet moments together. How beautiful. :')

eminemchick 19

Monday 25 July 2011 16:32

21- 1)r u a guy? 2)can i marry u?!

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 25 July 2011 19:44

eminem!!!!!!!!!!!!

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Monday 25 July 2011 16:33

there's nothing wrong with two men watching some **** together. Maybe lathering up in oil and wrestling why they do it. Man I miss the boy scouts :(

strainer04 8

Monday 25 July 2011 19:42

ha ha ha. so funny

tal26ful 0

Monday 25 July 2011 16:39

depends what kind of **** it was to be embarrassed

lalagurl11 6

Monday 25 July 2011 16:41

you're real funny 23

pvtRie 3

Monday 25 July 2011 16:53

haha this same situation happened to my friend I was jn the ground

sara_saturday 5

Monday 25 July 2011 16:55

there once was a kid down the block, who liked movies with girls sucking ****. i caught him and my son, their pants were undone, "next time use a room with a lock!" awkward . . .