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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By WhyAppleWhy - 01/09/2012 23:14 - United States - Sarasota

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Caught spunk-handed

By Anonymous - 28/07/2020 23:01

Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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silvanawernli 5

Sunday 29 December 2013 12:31

your fault man

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 29 December 2013 12:31

Well I guess that's one way to avoid "the talk" with her. I just hope she isn't scared for life from that. YDI totally dude.

Comments

assistantrachel 2

Monday 30 December 2013 2:11

You couldn't wait until your daughter went to sleep for the night before you turned on the ****? YDI

NiceGuysDoWin 21

Monday 30 December 2013 4:27

Wow, a lot of prudes on FML today. I saw my first **** when I was 9. My wife broke into her dad's secret stash and started reading his **** magazines when she was 8. We are both well adjusted adults who lead successful lives. a little **** never hurt anyone.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 1 January 2014 0:24

There's nothing prudish about not wanting to show **** to young children. I really hope you aren't a parent.

gennn123 3

Monday 30 December 2013 4:38

You deserved it..it's disgusting that you watch **** and have a daughter have some respect for females and just get some and don't watch people getting some.

gennn123 3

Monday 30 December 2013 4:40

Why would you still watch **** when you have a daughter? Have some respect for women, some **** sites are women getting raped, how would you feel if that was your daughter getting raped and somebody put it online and another man watched and masturbated to it? Just seriously..have some respect!

sibeso 17

Monday 30 December 2013 4:48

You were going to watch **** with your daughter in the next room? That just seems wrong, and slightly sick. Honestly, this couldn't be more your fault. YDI.