Love, Weird, Relatable and Awkward: Weird request

Weird request

By EpicOracle - 14/10/2022 18:00

Today, after being apart for three months, my fiancée said the only way she'll take me back is if I send her some of the pictures we took on our first date. I deleted everything when I thought we'd never work out again, so it probably might not work out again, I guess. FML

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By youdontknowwho - 10/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 10:05

Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML

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By grantsidiots - 27/11/2013 05:51 - Australia

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 08:37 - Australia

Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends, she didn't know which one I was. FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

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By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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I had no idea!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML

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Coming and going

By Anonymous - 10/07/2023 09:00 - Pakistan

Today, my fiance of 6 years who was estranged for 10 months during which time our wedding was naturally called off, he came back, and after much convincing got a second chance. Within two weeks of taking it slow, he asked if I had been faithful after he'd abandoned me. A "yes" wasn't enough. He's disappeared again. FML

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Blimix 9

Friday 14 October 2022 18:06

Those are not the words of someone who wants to be with you. Sorry to say. Good luck with other people.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 October 2022 19:39

"New phone, who dis?" You may have to toss your existing phone into the garbage disposal to achieve realism.

Comments

Blimix 9

Friday 14 October 2022 18:06

Those are not the words of someone who wants to be with you. Sorry to say. Good luck with other people.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 14 October 2022 19:39

"New phone, who dis?" You may have to toss your existing phone into the garbage disposal to achieve realism.

cuz803 44

Friday 14 October 2022 21:37

Probably wasn't meant to be. Time to let it go and move on.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 16 October 2022 20:10

That makes no sense... you're better off without her. She sounds like a control freak, so I guarantee it would only get worse down the road.

jobekka 20

Monday 17 October 2022 18:38

she probably asked because she knew you deleted the photos. making you the scapegoat for ending the relationship

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