Love: Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time....

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By someonevexed - 01/02/2009 19:01 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called me by his mother's name for the 100th time. I'm a guy. FML

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xoprettyinpunkox 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:13

dump his ass. no questions asked. lol

hope20 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:23

His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens

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LilprettyprinceZ 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:39

then what is your name? 0.o

timtamslam 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:29

same :D

timtamslam 19

Wednesday 9 February 2011 12:32

that was aimed at #73...

EmmaTheGood 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 9:55

my names emma though:) hehe

ILoveDaWorld 5

Friday 3 June 2011 6:48

ohhhh that would suck

summerdayze 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:59

Hi, not Emma. I'm not Anita. Nice to meet you. Ain't that some shit, huh.

badwolfbluebox 7

Friday 22 July 2011 2:52

maybe he meant Emma Watson? everyone loves her!!

Clubkicker_fml 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 23:39

Maybe she doesn't want her little boy to have a girlfriend yet so she made it all up.

alexisssssssss 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 17:53

Favorite comment by far

22cute 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:02

His mom might be trying to break them up, you know. Give the man a chance. Ask who Emma is first off.

fina444 10

Thursday 14 June 2012 6:58

Mine is haha

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