66
By Z'ev / Friday 5 April 2013 16:34 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

Some gambles in life were never suppose to pay off. Who knows how old they were. What if the bag had given him worms??

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

15-I wish they'd have a vending machines of you. Both the picture and the person behind it - one for food, one for intelligence.

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Reply

You know. The handy-dandy anti-zombie device. You don't have one? Boy, are you behind the times. Btw, *my anti-zombie device, if that accidental omission is the source of your confusion.

Reply

As advertised, you can also use the handy-dandy anti-zombie device to not only destroy zombies, but muggers, rapists, and withholding vending machines. I got mine for six easy payments of $19.95 plus shipping and handling. You should really look into it. I am a very satisfied costumer myself.

Reply

OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! *Decapitates 53 with anti-zombie device* See, guys? I told you this thing comes in handy.

So, you tried to steal the bag that belonged to the poor schmuck before you? Serves you right, ya crook. If you succeeded, they would have caught you orange-handed!

Loading data…